Click Me to Adopt Me! PLZ!
Sorry for the absence, kids! Ever since I became captain of the equestrian water polo team, it seems like I have no time. Anyways, time for some groundbreaking material that is sure to frost your cupcakes!
Long relationships (marriage included) have many positive attributes. Emotional bonds, stability, and mutual understanding are a few of the many benefits. But after a while, the physical aspect can begin to lose its LUSTer. (pun intended) In short, people can get bored with each other. But no longer, thanks to the Adopt a Hot Chick Program!
Behold:
And there you have it! Keep your relationship fun and exciting by… introducing other people…
Click here to watch the deleted scenes!
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